Posted by
Playful Walrus on Monday, May 21, 2007 6:23:31 PM
Time for a little humor.
It seems the pro-illegal alien activist groups are not happy with the “immigration reform” bill. They are demanding a law with the following provisions:
1. Upon signing of the bill into law, all Mexican citizens visiting the U.S. under any circumstances will be awarded U.S. citizenship with all of the privileges therein. As such, the legal term “illegal alien” and related issues will only apply to people entering or staying in the U.S. illegally from countries other than Mexico. After all, Mexico has strong provision against illegal aliens.
2. Mexican citizens living in the U.S. will be paid $5,000 and given a formal apology for being exploited by Americans.
3. All Mexican citizens living in the U.S. will be forgiven of any crimes committed prior to the signing of this bill into law.
4. Border agents will transition to assisting Mexicans seeking to enter the U.S.
5. Spanish will be adopted as an official language of the U.S. government. As such when you call a government phone number, you will have to indicate you want English, otherwise the service with will be in Spanish. Same for the websites.
6. Formal apologies will be issued to the Spanish and Mexican governments over the lands formerly part of their empires that are now part of the U.S. Those states will be allowed to refer to themselves as being part of "Aztlan."
7. All gringos will be required to learn the definitions of and the differences between the terms “Chicano”, “Latino”, “Hispanic”, “Mexican-American” and the difference between Mexico and other Latin American countries.