Posted by
Playful Walrus on Friday, October 05, 2007 2:51:38 PM
It’s bad enough that Bush wanted to expand socialism in child health care, but the Leftists are accusing him of not caring abut the children due to his SCHIP veto. Bush just isn’t a big enough spender for them.
Who doesn’t want children to have the health care they need? Hillary, for example, has proposed giving every child born in America a $5,000 bond. But children also have other needs, too. So I propose the following national government programs for children:
Three Balanced Meals a Day
School Supplies
A Complete Wardrobe of Fashionable Clothes
Transportation (transit passes, or a personal car and driver)
Luxury Housing
Allowance and Funded Checking and Savings
Toys
Electronics (computers, home entertainment center, cell phones, etc.)
Media (books, music, DVDs, etc.)
Friends and Big Brothers & Sisters
Bedtime Readers
Pets
Monster Removers
If you oppose taxpayer funding and government administration for any of these, then you are simply a cold-hearted child hater. These things are too important to be left to parents.