Posted by
Playful Walrus on Monday, February 25, 2008 6:38:28 PM
It’s the President’s job to make sure you get a high-quality free education, from all-day kindergarten through college degrees.
It’s the President’s job to keep you from snorting stuff, huffing stuff, drinking stuff, smoking stuff, or shooting stuff into your veins, and he or she can do it by telling you that you are wonderful just the way you are.
It’s the President’s job to find you a nice place to live and to pay for it.
It’s the President’s job to help you out if you run up your credit cards.
It’s the President’s job to find you a doctor, pay your medical bills, and make sure you visit.
It’s the President’s job to make sure you are getting paid as much as you want to get paid for your job.
It's the President's job to make sure any stocks in which you've invested only increase in value.
It’s the President’s job to make sure you feel like doing something worthwhile.
Can we please have a candidate besides Ron Paul stand up and say “Some things just aren’t the responsibility of Washington, D.C.!”?