Posted by
Playful Walrus on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:18:12 PM
There’s an update on the man who was in trouble with the law because a woman chose to stay put on his toilet for a long time. My thinking on this has always been – what was he supposed to do? If he forcibly removed her, he could be charged with domestic violence, kidnapping, or even sexual assault. Maybe he should have called a psychologist over, but her actions were her own choice.
A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body will spend six months on probation.
Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A judge sentenced him Tuesday to six months in jail but granted the probation after the victim, Pam Babcock, asked for leniency.
"She didn't believe that her circumstances were his fault," Ness County Attorney Craig Crosswhite said.
That makes her more sensible than most people involved in this case – and she was the person who chose to sit on the toilet for all of that time!
Also Tuesday, McFarren was sentenced to six months in jail for an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for exposing himself to a teenage neighbor in March.
Maybe he had to urinate where the neighbor could see him because Pam was on his toilet and wouldn’t get up?
I can see husbands and boyfriends pounding on bathroom doors now when their wife or girlfriend is taking too long in there... "You have to come out or I could get prosecuted!"