Posted by
Playful Walrus on Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:36:33 PM
BHO COURIER SERVICE,
KENYA
21th-1-2009.
Dear Customer!
SHIPMENT CODE: USA/1776/07/04
PARCEL #: POTUS44
We have been waiting for you to contact us regarding the delivery of your package to you. We assumed that our contact details were given to you by CNN, DNC, OR AFL-CIO. The content of your package itself is an inexperienced but charismatic community organizer and a blowhard, gaffe-prone Senator.
The package should have arrived yesterday.
If you want to return this package, you will have to pay a sum of ($100,000,000.00USD) to the RNC Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the organization as stated in our privacy terms & condition page.
Kindly note that the DNC did not leave us with any further information. We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond before the expiry date we may refer the matter to the Kenyan Commission for Welfare as the package will be your responsibility for at least four years.
Please respond to us with the following information:
Receipt of package: YES/NO
Full Name:
Contact Address:
Country:
State:
City:
Sex:
Occupation:
Mobile/Fax No:
Social Security Number:
Mother’s Maiden Name:
As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees and hence the satisfaction of your obligations.
Kindly note that if the contents of the package are not managed correctly, high expenses will likely be incurred, as well as irreparable harm to your residence. Mindless zombies may be attracted to the package, which has a component that is clean and black.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Asari Victor.
Online Admin Team.
Tel:+234-709-3073-270
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